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Every night

Me: I should probably go to sleep
Me: Oh look, a 300k word fanfic involving your otp and a lot of death and kinky buttsex
Me: ....
Me: Yes
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sashaforthewin:

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clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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dangergays:

when u mom ask why you came back to the kitchen after already eating

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