SNK Autocorrect AU
Mikasa: Eren, I won't be home in a while. Tell your mom.
Eren: Oh, okay.
Eren: Can I ask what you're doing?
Mikasa: I'm with Jean. We're just gonna bang for a while.
Eren: TMI, MIKASA.
Eren: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
Eren: I AM NOT TELLING THAT TO MY MOM.
Mikasa: I meant hang.
Mikasa: This phone hates me more than Leonhardt.
Eren: Permission to throw your phone in the trash when you get home?
Mikasa: Permission granted.
Mina: I went shopping with Annie yesterday, that's why I didn't pick up.
Marco: Ah, okay. What did you get?
Mina: Not much really, it was a slow day. But at least I managed to get some new boobs that go with that top I found in the back of my closet.
Marco: Uhhhhh.... what?
Marco: How is that possible?
Marco: Don't you need a waiting list or something?"
Mina: No wait required. Besides, it was a two for one sale, and Annie made a very convincing argument to make me fork out the cash.
Marco: Darling, you might want to look at the last few texts.
Mina: I MEANT BOOBS.
Mina: LEATHER FOOT COVERAGE THAT GOES UP TO THE MID-CALF.
Sasha: I'm bored. Come over.
Connie: I can't, you're too fat.
Connie: *FAR. YOU ARE NOT FAT AT ALL!
Ymir: If I don't get home by 11, my aunt Ilse's gonna dismount me.
Ymir: MY AUNT IS GONNA DISOWN ME.
Armin: My mirror hates my face.
Annie: I think your face is nice.
Annie: Especially those nipples on your cheeks.
Annie: *DIMPLES. FUCK. I MEANT DIMPLES.